What, you’re a sneakerhead? Is your head actually made out of sneakers though? Is it though? Oh right fair enough then mate. Get on this loon with Air Max 90s on his feet and an infared head who goes all ‘Peter Gabriel’ down at his local shoe shop after realising that he’s run out of Crep Protect mid way through his daily ablutions. If this is episode one I’m hoping by episode ten he’ll have met a nice shoe-shine girl and they settle down to have loads of trainer faced kids babies together.