Yeah, that’s right, I’m going to write about outerwear from California. I’ve never been there but I’ve heard it’s really, really nice. Like, super nice. Almost too nice to require any form of jacket or coat. The sun always has his hat on over there, whereas here in Gobshite, UK he’s always angrily trying to find where he left it. No doubt blaming the moon for moving it.
I’ve gone again.
Anyway, why would I write about coats from California? Well, my answer is why wouldn’t I? They’re nice, they’re well priced and they’re a break from the norm. So there you go. It’s a mix of nice colours and sporty looking designs that look like something a rally driver would wear to his daughter’s 11th birthday party. This is a good thing.
I’m off to think up another bizarre analogy involving apparel.
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