Ok so hands up who fancies sacking off the rat race once and for all and living off coconuts and freshly caught soleros on some exotic island where there are no phones, computers or people wearing cheap bootleg denim?
If you want to come with me and start up this Proper commune I ask only two things 1. Don’t upset the locals by stealing from their gigantic weed field (or we’ll all get wiped out by AKs) and 2. get yourself kitted out in tuktuk’s SS14 collection so we know that you’re fully committed to the programme. Frankly I can’t think of a better selection of clothes for utopian beach life than tuktuk though if you’re not quite ready for a life of tropical hedonism just yet, you’re still guaranteed to cut a swathe wearing this colourful gear as you playfully peruse the BBQ aisle in B&Q this year. The strong Madras checks, Sitar prints, flowery garlands and lovely twill chino shorts combine to make this their strongest collection yet in my expert opinion. Now pass me the conch shell I’m about to lay down some rules regarding tomorrow’s banana picking rota. Available HERE.
