adidas Glitch Takeaway Takeover

Nothing surprises me now. The new adidas Glitch football boots have just been launched in a London chicken shop, complete with re-branding. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, which is why it makes a lot of sense. It makes all of the actual sense.

It’s made to twist the head of people of my vintage, I reckon. Well, adidas, you’re not getting me this time. I like football boots at the forefront of technology and I also like fried chicken. You’ve caught me square in the mouth with this one. I’m having this, with extra fries.

It’s laceless boots meets boneless boxes. It’s tiki-taka meets chicken tikka. It’s a rabona-less banquet. It’s zingers meets wingers. Erm… something something Maradona Kebab. ..

Sorry, just look at the pictures like you do most of the time anyway.

Nicked the pics from Soccerbible, btw.

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