Is it wrong that when I saw this UV t-shirt from London brand Assid that I assumed the bikini disappears when you’re under UV lights like those pens you used to get in the Seventies? I need to get out more don’t I? To be fair that would probably be a bit embarrassing the next time you hit the disco so it’s better off as it is, looking like some sick poster art from a Weird Science era movie. The ‘Assid’ written in toothpaste or suncream is a nice finishing touch too, I’m gonna buy one and wear it whilst watching all of the Porky’s films back to back.
Buy an Assid UV Tee (for your Porkathon) from Wellgosh here.