Fair play to Burnley and modern football for this kit launch. The football players on the promo shots are all Premier League stars, probably internationals and will undoubtedly be taking home millions of pounds over the course of the upcoming season but despite me being quite keen on the game of football I have absolutely zero idea who they are. Let’s call them Josh, Callum, Harvey and Phil.
What I do know is that Josh, Callum, Harvey and Phil will be lucky enough to be getting involved in Burnley’s battle against relegation whilst wearing this utterly stunning bit of schmutter from Puma. The German giants have been sending kits to Lancashire for a few seasons now, only for Burnley to absolutely ruin them with shirts sponsors from the catalogue of shite shirt sponsors. No shirt sponsor looks that great but Burnley have a recent history of having some of the worst, which have absolutely ruined some decent kits, with the recent appearance of Oak Furniture Land, which I assume is a really shit theme park in Haslingden, a particular lowlight.
Looking at the photo Josh, Callum, Harvey and Phil are either not as hench as the Arsenal lads who wear Puma strips or the skin-tight look that Puma usually go for just won’t cut-it on the streets of Burnley. Either way, it’s a sexy shirt and one that will keep the lads from Turf Moor looking fly as they strive for that coveted 17th spot.