I need a new pair of trainers. I’ve not had any delivered for a few weeks now and I start to get withdrawal symptoms. Every knock at the door is greeted with an excited anticipation akin to when a puppy senses someone new at the door. Inevitably, my wave of excitement always settles down disappointingly quickly as the delivery turns out to be yet another fucking just-eat, and not the trainers I believe are my birthright.
And seeing Hanon post these on their website is the last thing I need right now.