Our mates at Street Casuals have just knocked up a great look-book featuring their latest haul of Summery gear, so to be in with the chance of winning this rather ace Penfield Sconset jacket in grey blue denim worth £110, click on to the aforementioned look-book HERE, have a good hard, look at it and then choose a suitable caption for the very last image (the ice-cream van) and post it below in the comments section of this page along with your size (S,M,L or XL).
Penfield Sconset weatherproof trail jacket in grey blue denim is fabricated from lightweight Hudson wax. Features 5 button placket, Penfield branded bone look buttons, 2 lower patch pockets, right chest button down angled pocket, central hunting pockets with concealed snaps, adjustable button cuff and leather patch branding to sleeve. Lightweight hudson wax. Made in the US to last.
Competition Ends: 01/06/11Well done Stuart B!
71 Comments
Hi Milly – what flavours do you have ?
Milly – vanilla, chocolate and strawberry she said patting her chest
Have you got laryngitis ? asked ginger sympathetically
No son, just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry
XL
oh aye that was LARGE ta
“Dumbo! He said no crushed nuts”
Milly’s breast milk ice cream has ’em coming from far and wide.
Medium please
If only the boys knew what milk Milly used to make her ice-cream…
M
Milly’s ice cream brings all the boys to the yard…
If only the boys knew what milk Milly used to make her ice cream!
M
What do you mean a ’99’ doesn’t cos’t 99p, is this some sort of sick joke?
Large Please
Ice cream lady to man: Excuse me sir but didn’t you realise you have an elephant sucking your penis.
Size large.
I’ll have a Screwball and yon Man Friday over there would like a Cider Lolly if you’ve got ‘em love..
repeat offender..
Large and in charge please love xx
I’ll have Screwball and yon Man Friday over there would like Cider Lolly if you’ve got ’em love..
I’m the one on the left. The ginger twat’s the one on the right.
XL, cheers
Man buying ice cream: Selvedge?
Ice cream vendor: No just ice cream and crisps, love.
XL please.
I suppose a poke is out of the question luv?!
Medium
99s n that yeah? Sticking a little flake in are ya? I wouldn’t have the fucking nerve. C YA AROUNDD YEAAAH.
Size medium yeah cheers.
“Excuse me madam, we’re here representing a certain Walt Disney and I’m afraid we’re gonna have to………a free cone you say? Bang a flake in the top love and we’ll say no more!”
Give us an ice cream ya slag.
Any superglue-removing ice cream, for my mate’s sticky hands?
Dumbo was always a filthy, sucking fuck.
Bloke: Milly, are you Barry’s Mam? He went to St Johns?
Milly: No love
Bloke: My mistake.
What is this, some sort of Mickey Mouse Ice cream Company??
small if they come up big, medium if they fit to size.
“Look at my trunk miss, see my pubes aint ginger”
Millie knew that behind their fake smiles lurked trouble after charging 2 quid for a 99’er.
Large please 🙂
“Two girls and a cone, please.”
XL, please!
Beardy: Got any crabs on yer, cock?
Milly: You’re in the wrong caption, mate.
L
Here’s is your ice cream love. Tell your mate to take his foot of my van!
Medium
Sundae Fun-day.
M
“I’d like to get a small vanilla cone”
*transaction finished*
“Oh and here is the law case for the copyright infringement of trademarked cartoon characters,
Disney still wishes you a nice day”
Size M
MIND that CHILD
(Medium)
I don’t know why he’s smiling as this ice cream aint for him
Sz L
I scream
You Scream
We all scream for Ice Cream
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Any broken wafers milly,love?
Xl
Right, I’ve charged you half-price, now sod off.
You’re scaring all the children away; you Ginger Twat.
(Large)
Got any blueys?
XL please.
Have you got any cream to sort my Nobbly-Bobbly out?
John and Kevin were really hoping the ice cream would loosen the superglue they’d been playing with in their pockets….
Large btw.
“There you go….one 99’er and one teenth.”
Milly: “So that’s £1.20 for your 99 Flake and £20 for the blowjob off Dumbo the elephant please…”
The Goofy twins were rather excited at the pertness of Blingy Bob’s bottom.
XL.
“Keep the change you filthy slut”
M
Guy: Did you ever think you’d sink this low?
Girl: What’s wrong with being an ice cream lady?
Guy: I’m paying you for a poke…
Hey Milly, next time, would you put the hundreds and thousands inside a shaker like all of the other ice cream sellers? Bit of a pain taking them from your hand like this…
Sizewise; large.
Milly likes to lure the boys with the promise of a whipped cone and lashings of her own squirty sauce!
Hiya love as you can see im a bit of a lard@rse so if im gonna fit into a XL Penfield I need to go on a crash diet. So can I have one of those 69s Ive heard you do and without the flake!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME…
Hello Madam im thinking of becoming a peadophile which would be the best career route to take Mr Whippy Ice Cream Man or School Caretaker?
“Do you want crushed nuts love?”
“Why, do you want a punch in the tits?”
Bloke: How much is the wasp?
Ice-cream lady: We don’t sell wasps?
Bloke: Well there’s one in the window?
XL