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What We Learned This Week – 15/7/16

1. Lads in hard hats aren’t keen on you calling them nonces.

2. Pet Shop Boys are a great pair of guys. They’d make some lucky girl a great couple of husbands.

3. This real life Peter Griffin is really quite good.

4. Little Mix are better than Beyonce and if your little cousin disagrees he can go and eat a bowl of warm dicks.

5. Gordon Burns, and Theresa May.

6. A collection of tea cups can, in some areas of the north Midlands, be termed “pots”.

7. A microwave without the ability to rotate the food within does not a good meal make.

8. These are good.

9. People on the internet are sometimes absolute wallies.

 

Mark Smith

I had pizza for tea.

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