Far be it from me to compare myself to Christ (again) but having just received an early present of gleaming gold, I’m now fully expecting to get some frankincense and myrrh to complete my biblical trio of treats. Fortunately the gold in question is not some tacky tomfoolery from H Samuels, no, I’m talking about the texturised dark gold leaf uppers of my brand new/vintage Nike Bruins. Aptly enough the golden yellowy colour also puts me in mind of the Christmas ‘Snowball’ drinks I would knock back as child whilst flinging myself semi-drunkenly around the tree to the strains of Boney M’s ‘Mary’s Boy Child’. Available exclusively from Size? this could quite possibly be a last minute entry for trainer of the year. Be a wise man (or woman) and get yourself a pair HERE.