Allow us to get a bit shirty with you if we may as Togs & Clogs present a duo of unique shirts from the marvellous new(ish) Swedish brand Uniforms for the dedicated. First up is the ‘Seducer shirt‘ which has a very 1970s ‘Bowie fa’n off white vibe to it and is dotted all over with mad chinese blokes playing trumpets and what looks like a cockerel with a withering tomato plant on it. I have no idea what it all means but if wearing it doesn’t get a party started and loads of girls asking if they can see your cock again then frankly I don’t know what will. Maybe thats why it’s called the Seducer?
The straight man in this double act is the ‘Nantes shirt’ named after a place in France that most of us ignorant pigs only know for it’s airport. Though if you get up close to this fine garment you’ll see our old friends from the Seducer shirt appearing once more, with their Heath Robinson telescopic balloon bikes and trumpet/cockerel based shenanigans. And if funky, fresh shirts with a story to tell aren’t your bag or you want a tee or a jacket then Uniforms for the dedicated may still have what you’re looking for HERE.