Off anywhere nice this Christmas? Perhaps to sunnier climes, or at least an Iberian getaway where the temperature is less harsh? Yeah, nice Juan. I’m not.
While you’re sitting in your Barcelona apartment listening to seasonal hits (e.g that one by Tom Jones where he tells Cerys Matthews “Baby it’s cold outside”), I’ll be grumpily working my way through a box of celebrations, and it actually will be cold outside. Dead cold. Baby.
Of course I’ll be in the bosom of my family by the fireside (radiator) all snug on the settee, so it’s not all bad. The Patagonia Better Sweater looks ideal for lounging around in front of the telly getting fat. Or, if you’re the lucky beggar who I’ve invented above, perhaps it’d be ideal for you too, maybe draped across your shoulders by day and zipped up by night as you smugly toast another Yuletide. It’s versatile is what I’m saying.
In fact, it’s fair to say it’s a better sweater by Patagonia, ideal for Christmas in Catalonia, while listening to Catatonia.
Buy one immediately from www.oipolloi.com or I’ll be forced to write more of this utter shite.