If you’re looking for the ultimate christmas present for the person who owns everything then you might want to consider getting them an orange Supreme throw blanket that’s been made at the oldest continually operating woollen mill in the United States, Woolrich Woollen Mills. Woven on a jacquard looms using a fine grade soft wool these premium blankets first earned their stripes back during the Civil war when they kept the Union army warm. Imagine the look on their face when they unravel one of these unique beauties on the big day. There, I managed to make it all the way through this write-up without having to make a terrible dad joke about the word shit and army blankets.
Buy one from Supreme here.