It’s not easy being green, so sang that felt frog fella who used to inexplicably fancy a pig.
These Wallabees are green though, and I’d easily wear them. I wore some Weavers to walk around London the other day and I felt like I was walking on air. Air made out of crepe. Not quite as daft as it sounds, that, as both oxygen and rubber come from trees.
And trees are green, like these shoes.
I’ve squared the circle. Give me an MBE.
Then ideally grab yourself a pair from Hip.