Dr Octagon, paramedic fetus of the east, with Priests, I’m from the church of the operating room……. So sang/rapped Dr Octagon aka Kool Keith on Blue Flowers. I…
These trainers from Saucony look like something that George Jetson would wear to play Squash. That’s a good thing, obviously… American trainer floggers Saucony have been having a…
For our sixtieth (yes sixtieth) Favourite Five we have finally convinced a real live woman to contribute. Being the progressive, pro-feminist people that we are here at Proper…
Those crafty gets at Barbour have accidentally overdyed some of their jackets and now they’re pretending that they meant to do it all along. Look… The Barbour SL…
In a previous life, I got through well over 100 pairs of adidas. I lost count because in modern parlance, I flipped them a lot. I sold them…
Nice Reeboks mate. Oh look they sell Hentsch man.Now that’s a big monitor. Was that Nige from OP then? Fuck me how long is that receipt, check out…
The world of #menswear has decided that Fishermans hats are now known as bucket hats. That’s fine. I’m not bothered. The fact they don’t look like fucking buckets…
These are Alan Partridge quoting, absolutely, Totes Amaze-bags. You know them ‘bags for life’ from Sainsbury’s and Tesco, that people use at Lidl and Aldi, so nobody knows…
Remember the bit where it breaks down in the Oran ‘Juice’ Jones super cool 1986 hit ‘The Rain’ and he proper goes off on one at his cheating bird…
Quick, reactivate Facebook and get messaging that Korean kid from school. He was Korean, right? Let’s hope so. And let’s also hope that he has family out there…
You know the feeling. One day a month; normally the week before it’s due cutting, your barnet looks alright. The rest of the time, nah. I usually find,…
Yeah that’s right. Jerseys. The World Cup is always a thrilling prospect for the football fan, not least because of the opportunity to gaze at the new jerseys…
It feels like it’s been a fair while since we had one of our a favourite fives up on here, so back with a musical bang we have…
Since we’re all currently riding high on the wave of a nineties revival, it seems fitting that we pay tribute to the queen of that snowy nostrilled decade…
If you made it down to Jacket Required in it’s homecoming East End London show earlier this year then I was the one in the camouflage Cabourn/Eddie…
Wearing a carpet on your head is normally the preserve of bald lads. CasualCo have made it their priority to change that. Not content with their The…
Normally, I’d say if the back of a jacket doesn’t cover the majority of your buttocks, it’s not worth bothering with. Not in a place like Manchester. This…
Ok so hands up who fancies sacking off the rat race once and for all and living off coconuts and freshly caught soleros on some exotic island where…
I went into the adidas UK HQ this week. It was weird. I was talking about grown up stuff. As I entered the massive shoebox through some confusing…
Get a load of this. It looks like a washing machine mishap or maybe the result of some kind of accident involving felt tips and incontinence. But, it’s…
Have we ever written about towels on here before? I even had to check the spelling. It’s one ‘l’ by the way. Every summer though, I raid the…